Williams, Im not too sure about this..
But I will give it a try.
I do not have much time as I am working hard behind my desk making hundreds of sales calls for commercial real estate advertising, but I thought I would let people know my plans for this upcoming weekend.
First of all, Labor Day weekend can never be topped by the weekend of Labor Day '05. Lakehouse Decadence, need I say more. Plus the Frogs beat up on OU at OU, and we all partied like drunk idiots on the lake for the rest of the day throwing our frogs up at every boat in sight. I can't really remember what else we did. However, I do remember Faust complaining because there weren't enough girls, and almost leaving at one time, until I threatened to completely cut him off for the rest of my life. The girls finally did show, Faust got naked, jumped over a couch, hit his head on a full speed fan, ran outside, and swam away into the darkness of the lake.... Until he remembered that girls were inside and probably thought he was cool by this point and he came back in.
Well this Labor,... probably won't be quite the same. I will be in "Cracko Waco" for the TCU game sunday as we start our route to our first National Championship in 68 years.
I must sign off now, I actually enjoyed writing this. However I wish I had a little more time because I am at work. I will proofread and edit at a later time, so fuck you if I have any errors.
Bear
I do not have much time as I am working hard behind my desk making hundreds of sales calls for commercial real estate advertising, but I thought I would let people know my plans for this upcoming weekend.
First of all, Labor Day weekend can never be topped by the weekend of Labor Day '05. Lakehouse Decadence, need I say more. Plus the Frogs beat up on OU at OU, and we all partied like drunk idiots on the lake for the rest of the day throwing our frogs up at every boat in sight. I can't really remember what else we did. However, I do remember Faust complaining because there weren't enough girls, and almost leaving at one time, until I threatened to completely cut him off for the rest of my life. The girls finally did show, Faust got naked, jumped over a couch, hit his head on a full speed fan, ran outside, and swam away into the darkness of the lake.... Until he remembered that girls were inside and probably thought he was cool by this point and he came back in.
Well this Labor,... probably won't be quite the same. I will be in "Cracko Waco" for the TCU game sunday as we start our route to our first National Championship in 68 years.
I must sign off now, I actually enjoyed writing this. However I wish I had a little more time because I am at work. I will proofread and edit at a later time, so fuck you if I have any errors.
Bear
posted by The Bear at 7:00 AM
3 Comments:
Ok, ok, ok... I don't know if I was complaining. I think I was merely suggesting that girls would spice up the evening. Not to mention Cody "Pussy Money" Piel kept insisting he would bring hordes of hoes.
Nevertheless, I did get naked. I did propel myself off the couch and into a ceiling gan that I can say with some certainty was on full speed. To this day, if I here The Killers, "Mr.Brightside" my left temple begins to throb.
There is nothing like a weekend at Bear's lakehouse...
So the real question becomes, when do we get to abuse our friendship and invite ourselves again?
Greatness...
I love you Kevin.
Urlacher
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